It’s not even that high. Quit being a wiener.
Author: Adam
The White Whale
Her name is Karen..
Painkillers
It seems Advil have changed their recipe.
A National Treasure
I don’t know why Nicolas Cage and Justin Bartha acted like it was so hard. I just walked in, killed a few dudes and grabbed it.
A Disgusting Desk
I don’t even want to know what goes on at this desk.
Heck Math
You are high as hell if you think I’m doing mathematics during a damn pandemic. What the hell am I going to do with a damn calculator?
Heck the Gubment
Cleaners; Cleaned up.
Just some dome and tank shots on some Cleaners. Get rekt Pyronerds.
Hell’s Kitchen
Alright, where the hell is Gordon Ramsey?