This butthole had the nerve to take a nap in the middle of a pandemic, while “The Sheriff” is storming the arena. If I was their coworker, I’d be livid.

I felt like the image I posted for The Disgusting Desk wasn’t clear enough, so here’s a second view at how gross this crap looks.

Alright, time to meet The Boys.

It’s not even that high. Quit being a wiener.