Out here giving people’s trees a righteous shaking.
Moose Hunting
So, after five days of hunting, I finally found a perfect moose. It is ridiculous how hard this is. I went to every location on the map that shows the moose icon, threw down potent bait, saved and reloaded, the whole nine yards. So, if you’re having trouble getting those moose pelts, or any other pelts for that matter, he’s what I did.
I found a post on Reddit that said he found moose at this location more consistently.
I finally found one after I made it there. I refused to go through that again, so I found this video on YouTube. If you’re not above cheating, I suggest doing this for the stupid moose pelts you need.
I got a little ass.
I haven’t posted in a minute so here’s a little ass for you.
Pow! Ha, ha!
I went on a bit of a punching spree during the EdgeGamers Blackmesa event before I was finally able to get a taunt kill on someone coming out of spawn.
Get Clapped
Found out today that apparently blades of grass are bulletproof. Doing some hunting and a Cougar finds me. I pulled my rifle in time but you’re apparently not allowed to shoot through grass and the Cougar got me.
Well, jokes on him. I found his ass about 10 minutes later and get my revenge.
The Sad, Lone Wolf.
This wolf is sitting by his fellow wolfs side, howling, because he has died.
Disclaimer: I did not kill him!
Taco Bell makes toilets!
Perfect for those post-Taco Bell sessions.
Righting the Wrongs: Part 309
This man invited me into his shack and then knocked me out, and I’m assuming, did awful things to me. So, after I woke up, I went back and took care of business.
Arthur is a Man’s Man
If you don’t carry hay bales with one arm, you aren’t a real man.
100% Cigarette Cards
In my mission to 100% Red Dead Redemption 2, I finally finished all of the cigarette cards.