The White Whale

Her name is Karen..

Painkillers

It seems Advil have changed their recipe.

I don’t know why Nicolas Cage and Justin Bartha acted like it was so hard. I just walked in, killed a few dudes and grabbed it.

I don’t even want to know what goes on at this desk.

You are high as hell if you think I’m doing mathematics during a damn pandemic. What the hell am I going to do with a damn calculator?

The people of D.C. have had enough!

Just some dome and tank shots on some Cleaners. Get rekt Pyronerds.

Alright, where the hell is Gordon Ramsey?

Blue Screen of Death
During These Challenging Times

So is the epidemic a biological virus or a computer virus?!